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Kurt Westergaard's Muhammed

One of the more insidious Danish Muhammed cartoons, by Kurt Westergaard (hosted at Religiousfreaks.com)

After the recent attacks on Kurt Westergaard, one of the Danish cartoonists that drew the infamous Muhammed cartoons, the debate about the limits of freedom of speech, blasphemy and religions has resurfaced again. Norwegian daily Aftenposten reprinted a facsimile of the cartoons, and was promptly condemned by Iranian and Pakistani politicians. I don’t know if I can add much to the debate, but these are my two cents.

Firstly, many of the drawings are rather vulgar and stupid. (And the coming cartoon in Fremskrittspartiet’s magazine will probably be no better.) I enjoy poking fun at religions as much as the next guy, and there are many hilarious aspects about islam as well, but I generally had problems laughing at these drawings. They didn’t provide a surprising take on the connections between radical islam and terrorism or oppression of women, and to some extent they provide more of a window on Danish prejudices and quasi-racism, than on islamist oppression.

Secondly, the outrage at the drawings is also vulgar and stupid. For instance, the Iranian Holocaust competition provided some drawings that carry a very strong subtext of Holocaust denial (see below).

By anonymous.
By anonymous. The use of quotation marks carries a Holocaust denialist subtext

And then you have all the horrible demonstrations and violent actions that followed in the wake of the publications. Such as the recent flagburning in Pakistan (VG, Dagbladet). Now, authoritarian politicans are once again trying to capitalize on the renewed publication of the drawings.

Thirdly, I believe there should be no limits to free speech, and we have to cling to that. That is also the reason I include these stupid cartoons in this blogpost, because they are just pictures. If we prohibit things we don’t like, or that can cause rumblings, then we limit our potential for moving forward intellectually. We do not need a new Dark Age.
But then again, Islam, Judaism, Christianity, Hinduism, Buddhism, Baha’i, Shinto and what not are all old-fashioned, medieval superstitions that need to be fought back each and every day by clearheaded people. Publishing stupid cartoons is just a way of giving the religious fanatics something to mobilize around. It’s doing them a favor. Although there should be no limits to freedom of speech, and although blasphemy is highly necessary and should be encouraged all over the world, there are far more intelligent instances of it than these cartoons. Next time you intend to mock a religion, try to be intelligently blasphemous, like these guys.

Today, I’ve made a major scientific breakthrough. It’s amazing that noone’s thought of it before. I have discovered the ancient secrets of waffelology. Building on the age-old esoteric traditions of the Viking societies of the dark, mountainous Norwegian highlands, waffelology provides a path to strengthening your immune system, healing feelings of anomie and promoting Optimum Wellness™.

I’m truly amazed that I might be the first one to stumble upon the inner true mysteries of waffelology, but being preoccupied with the Health and Wellbeing of my Fellow Man and Woman, I’ve decided to share some of the science behind with you here, before I go on to publish it in peer-reviewed journals of waffelology.

If you want to learn more, I suggest you contact the Institute of Waffelology™, Oslo, where I’m Chief Scientific Supervisor. Contact details can be found here.

The theory behind

Waffelology™ is the science of stabilizing Qi (your life force) through Therapeutic Ingestion™ of healing substances with the shape, feel, taste and composition of waffels. Do not confuse this with ordinary waffel consumption, which can be detrimental to your Health and Wellness™ when done incorrectly!

The waffelology therapist will have intimate knowledge of the relationship between ingredients, preparation, quantity and condiments and the base elements’ quantum interactions with your Qi. To put it simply, during a waffelology therapy session by a Certified Waffelology Therapist (IW)™, he or she will supervise the therapeutic ingestion to ensure that irregular quantum fluctuations affecting vibrations of the Qi are reduced or eliminated, producing a healing sensation of Optimum Wellness. The effect of this is to generate a more harmonious Qi. Repeated treatments will over time increase your Health and Wellness™ through Qi Harmony™, thereby increasing your body’s potential to stave off most deceases.

Update: This increased potential could be conjectured under certain circumstances to have beneficial effects in preventing swine flu (AH1N1) that for some people might make waffelology safer than government-administered remedies or untested vaccines.

Indeed, the people of the Norwegian Highlands, where waffel consumption is particularly high, have been shown to live well into their 80s and 90s in very good and pure health! Conjecture by experts at the Institute of Waffelology™, Oslo, have indicated that these people have higher levels of Optimum Wellness™ and Qi Harmony™, linked through probabilistic methodology to the age-old application of the wisdom of Waffelology™.

Waffelology™ as a modern-day science has been pioneered by Christer Gulbrandsen, who holds a Master’s degree from the University of Oslo and has an extensive network of life-science experts to communiate with. He is also the founder, owner and Chief Scientific Supervisor of the Institute of Waffelology™, Oslo, and is the country’s first Certified Waffelologist (IW)™.

How to benefit?

If you want to experience the wonders of Waffelology, or if you want to become a Certified Waffelologist (IW)™, yourself, then do not hesistate to contact the Institute of Waffelology.

Price list:

  • 1,5 hr introductory session, where your Qi vibrations are mapped out and a first-time ingestion is applied: NOK 900,-
  • 1 hr follow-up session with a full Therapeutic Ingestion: NOK 750,-
  • 2 hr session on how to perform a home Therapeutic Ingestion (NB! Only applicable to yourself!!!): NOK 2 000,-
  • Training session 1 (Ingredients and Quantum Qi Theory™), Certified Waffelologist™ (IW) level I: 3 000,-
  • Training session 2 (Preparation and Quantum Qi Theory™), Certified Waffelologist™ (IW) level I: 3 000,-
  • Training session 3 (Condiments and Quantum Qi Theory™), Certified Waffelologist™ (IW) level I: 3 000,-
  • Training session 4 (Therapeutic Ingestion™), Certified Waffelologist™ (IW) level I: 3 000,-
  • Complete package, Certified Waffelologist™ level I: 10 000,- (special introductory offer for a limited time only)
  • Training sessions 1-4, Advanced theory, Certified Waffelologist™ (IW) level II: 2 000,- (per course)
  • Complete package, Certified Waffelologist™ level II: 5 000,- (special introductory offer for a limited time only)
  • Complete package, Certified Waffelologist™ level I + II: 14 000,- (special introductory offer for a limited time only)

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What do you get from training sessions? You get a complete insight into the theory and tools of Waffelology™, appropriate for your level of consciousness. To reveal the secrets in full at once would blow your mind and could potentially dislocate your chakras at a string-theoretical level, and I have therefore to exercise supreme caution in dissemination.

Disclaimer

Waffelology is not intended to cure or prevent sickness or disease, although beneficial side-effects may occur. Please consult your regular physician before initiating a Waffelology Therapeutic Ingestion Treatment™, and follow his or her advice. The Institute of Waffelology™, Oslo, takes no responsibility for damages, injuries or illnesses that might occur from improper or unsupervised attempts at Therapeutic Ingestion Treatment™, or for failure to seek standard medical treatment.

If you buy into this or similar crap, you have dismally failed the Institute of Waffelology™, Oslo, gullibility test. Congratulations.

In a reaction to the horrible articles in the Jerusalem Post, I sent them a letter to the editor – but as I don’t expect them to print it, I publish it here as well, with a few cosmetic changes:
Sir, – I have read your article by Maya Spitzer on Norwegian anti-semitism. Her article makes me very sad, as it seems to be a pure propaganda piece, full of falsehoods. Its most egregious fault is the claim that the Norwegian Finance Minister Kristin Halvorsen should have walked in a demonstration shouting “Death to the Jews!” This is reminiscent of Iranian anti-Jewish propaganda claims more than serious journalism. Not only was she not present in any demonstrations that turned violent, but she would never have shouted such a thing. I know, because I was present at several of the mentioned demonstrations myself, and I am also a member of the same party as her – the Socialist Left Party.

Most Norwegians want peace in the Middle East, and a two-state solution for Israel and Palestinians. Most Norwegians have always supported the right of Israel to exist and have fought vehemently against anti-Semitic attitudes. But most Norwegians have also been highly critical of the way in which your nation’s government has chosen to defend itself and the way in which your country oppresses the Palestinian populace. Some of the policies pursued, such as the building of the wall, allowing settlers to occupy Palestinian territory and refusing Palestinians entry into Israelian territory to work and get supplies, seem reminiscent of apartheid policies and policies from authoritarian dictatorships, more than the acts of a democratic government.

Confusing anti-Semitism and opposition to Israeli government policies is counter-productive. Instead of publishing ill-researched propaganda
pieces, you should make it possible for us to join forces in combating anti-Semitism and working for peace. There are anti-Semitic currents
also in Norwegian society; there were scary instances of angry youths becoming violent in the aftermath of the Gaza demonstrations. Much of
this aggression was displayed by young children of Muslim immigrants, and was directed more at Norwegian society than at Israel. But
anti-Semitic attitudes helped legitimize some of it. This is a development we need to counter, and which was condemned by Norwegian media, pundits, politicians, Jews, Muslim leaders and the population in general.

Your piece does nothing but incite hatred. It makes it more difficult to advocate moderation and a nuanced approach to the Israel-Palestinian conflict. It should never have been published, and I hope you publish a retraction of the lies and undocumented claims in it. 

 

Kind regards,

Christer Gulbrandsen,

Oslo

The demand for investments in roads is never-ceasing. Either the roads are too full of potholes, they are congested or they are not of a high-enough standard. People – myself included, come to think of it – can not get there quickly enough. So, increasingly people vote for politicians that want to spend most of our transport budget on roads – and politicians get seduced by voters into offering up money for expanding the road network.

But in the euphoria of paving the country with asphalt, it is good to be mindful of what Michael Lipsky wrote in his book “Street-Level Bureaucracy” in 1980:

“In the name of relieving congestion during rush ours on this infamous highway [the Long Island Expressway], traffic engineers added additional lanes. But every additional lane, while marginally decreasing driving time to New York City, induced more people to use the road. This additional traffic restored the traffic jam that the new lanes had been designed to correct. Utilization increased to meet the supply of road space until commuting time reached the previous level. A new equilibrium was restored with the same degree of congestion during rush hours, although with a higher volume of traffic.” (p. 33)

The rhetoric of the ever-expanding bureaucracy is convenient for right-wing politicians when they wish to cut welfare services, but it is not very convenient when it comes to road investments. So they shut up about it. Well, given what we know from Lipsky and others, it should be self-evident that it’s better to spend our billions on railroad investments than roads to take some of the traffic increase. That way, we can relieve road congestion and help the environment.

I regularly get into discussions with other socialists about supranationalism. And the gut-reaction of many, is that supranational mechanisms and structures are intrinsically undemocratic, and that the only way to true democracy is through strengthening the nation-state, and relegating international cooperation to intragovernmental structures. I believe this is a very problematic view for anyone who wishes to confront the democratic challenges of globalization, and I believe it rests on several misconceptions:

1. National government is the only democratic form of government. This is not true. Not only is the nationstate not a guarantor for democracy, but democratic forms of government are already being exercised at subnational and supranational levels. Local government exists in a subdivision of the nationstates, and both federal states and the EU can be democratic, or have democratic structures. (Although in the case of the EU, one can certainly discuss the many imperfections and shortcomings of the system, but we’ll leave that for later).

2. The nation is a homogeneous, natural unit of government. This is not true. Almost no nationstate has been founded in a territory both comprising all members of that nationality, and no members of other nations. My own country, Norway, has several “national minorities”, such as the Sami, Finns and Kvenes. Establishing the borders of Germany has proven excessively difficult over the last couple of hundred years, and France (the original nationstate in many ways) became French through harsh oppression of any deviating language and culture. In Spain, Franco imposed Castillian as the nation’s language, pushing Catalan and Basque culture underground. In a sense, we can say that the nations exist because nationalism became a suitable way for absolute rulers in the years after the peace of Westphalia in 1648 and the French revolution in 1789 to secure control over their territories. Switzerland, which has had very stable and secure borders and a strong (albeit very conservative) democratic tradition, comprises four very different language communities, without falling apart for that reason.

3. Supranationalism is less democratic than intergovernmentalism. This is not true, and illogical. Whether or not a decision-making structure, mechanism or body is democratic or not, must principally rest on a) whether or not it is popularly elected and accountable, b) whether or not its deliberations and processes are transparent and c) whether or not it provides equal access to the system for all who wish to influence it. Regarding a), the Swiss parliament is democratically elected, as well as the European Parliament, the Belgian parliament, the British parliament and the United States Congress. The Belorussian parliament is not. Regarding b), All the aforementioned democratically elected bodies have fully transparent decision-making processes. In the case of the EU, parts of the processes are not fully transparent, but these parts take place in predominantly intergovernmental bodies (the Council) or bureaucratic bodies (the Commission) – and even these parts are more accessible than what is usual in many intergovernmental or bureaucratic bodies, both at the international and the national level. Regarding c), the image is more complex. In order to provide equal access, a polity needs fairly equal distribution of resources necessary for political participation, such as knowledge, money and time. However, whether such a distribution of resources exist, is not an inherent trait of either a supranational polity or a national one. It depends on the society in which the polity exists, and what sort of decisions have been reached there over time. One major handicap for supranational polities however, is distance. With increasing distance, the cost of participation for people living far from the seat of government will increase, given that there is only one centre or central region. But this need not always be true – the distances within Norway are greater than within Switzerland, although Norway is a unitary nationstate. (Interestingly, this provides the greatest disadvantage to the Sami population.) And with cheaper transportation and telecommunications, geographical access depends more on infrastructure than on actual distance.

Another important aspect of this last fallacy is that many believe intergovernmental structures to be more democratic. This must rest on a misconception – that international law is only generated through unanimous decisions, which must then be popularly ratified in each state, either by referendum or by the national assembly. It can’t rest on the nature of decision-making processes in intergovernmental bodies, as these are often done in secret by diplomats and ministers, many of which are not popularly elected, even indirectly. So we’re left with a belief in the democratic making of international law. But this is not true either. Many treaties and conventions can be amended by qualified majorities, and some become binding even on non-signatories, as they are seen as expressions of customary international law. The Vienna convention on treaties is a good example – Norway has not ratified it, but may still be considered bound by its provisions, as it expresses customary law.

Supranational decision-making bodies need not be very democratic either – just look at the Security Council of the United Nations.

4. Supranational decisions are enforceable on those who disagree, ergo, they must be undemocratic. The whole point of supranational decision-making is to be able to enforce decisions on a nation that disagrees with it, in exchange for this nation being (theoretically) able to be part of a similar majority later on. The very concept of democracy entails that the majority decides – but not that there needs to be unanimity always. As long as there are proper safeguards for minority rights, democracy is usually beneficial to all those who participate. Unanimity is not democratic, as it opens up for a dictatorship of the very few. In a decision-making body that takes decisions on more than one issue, any one player may veto one issue to get something on another issue. With enough players or enough issues (or both), decisions beneficial to everyone may not be taken.

In summary, whether supranationalism is democratic or not, and more or less democratic than politics in the framework of the nationstate, depends more on how the processes are structured – on the constitution of the system, than on what level the decisions are taken. In light of this, I choose to incorporate supranational decision-making in the toolbox of fighting for a more democratic world.

I’ve decided to start blogging again. When I was blogging last, I ended up writing some hotheaded stuff that I’ve come to realize wasn’t my best quality writing. I will stay opinionated, but I will aim at writing more thought-through stuff. I hope you enjoy what you find here!